NEW
BREEDS!
By
Mike Bierman
|
Well it was bound
to happen as long as I was getting involved. “NEW BREEDS”, Guys racing XR’s
that are not afraid to spend money on bikes, drive times and entry fees. They
show up at every S.R.A. gran-prix each month with top notch XR’s and race a
couple classes. They beg for more seat time and at this time I can only offer
once a month racing. A couple of these “NEW BREEDS” drive from as far as
Valley Center. These guys have purchased S.R.A. racing licenses @ $30.00 and pay
$20.00 per race. We are racing 11 events this year with points. Eight at Glen
Helen and three at Carlsbad. 40 minutes of elbow to elbow battles. Moto-cross is
great but lets face it. A moto lasts just long enough to pack your frame and
wheels with mud then you sit for five hours waiting for your next moto. In G.P.’s
you spend more time on the track and less time in the pits! So you should say
good’ay to the old days and work an extra shift at Taco Bell so you can race
for real. Sh*t just come and see me maybe I’ll buy your entry, 1 have been
known to do that on occasion. And
speaking of 10 bucks how many races were there last year? Two at L.A.C.R. three
at Costa Mesa, and having sexual relations with everybody named Oxley I can tell
you that Costa Mesa is probably on it’s last season.
The financial burdens have grown to great for the only race track left in
Orange County. It seems that Jimmy Lewis has been away winning races in
dissolute foreign Countries and doesn’t take the time to be over worked and
under paid anymore and when he does do it he hands out hundreds of dollars of
swag and still nobody shows. So who’s going to do it? You? You got a neighbor
with property for a secret track? He can charge five bucks at the gate and have
bragging rights just for sticking his neck out. Put it this way! You show up for
the 4-stroke nationals, your there for Langtown and again at Glen Helen for the
Chaparral shoot-out that’s three real races BiG F-N DEAL. Maybe it’s just
that you candied ass sissies find enough sport in video MX to supply your
competitive needs. “Ooh
look! I just beat Jeremy McGrath on my computer.” Ha! I fart in your general direction. See
my back, Mike
Bierman |